I’m fucking jealous of soccer players.

Communism·8mo

They play like shit. They miss open goals.
When they kick from long range, it’s like hitting a home run.
Defenders don’t even know how to tackle.

They do this shit for only 90 minutes a week,
but they earn enough money to cover my wages for 10 years.

I can’t live in this shit world anymore.
I want communism, where all jobs have equal pay.

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Anonymous·8mo

Don’t worry. UBI will arrive in the future!

Anonymous·8mo

If you're willing to fight for it, sure.
If they can get away with killing us off and pocketing the difference they certainly will.

Conmunism·8mo

@Anonymous Soccer players probably won’t even get fired. They seem to be above it all.

Anonymous·8mo

@Conmunism Hey if you're a good boy that does what he's told and make a lot of very wealthy and very shady people a lot of money then you get to enjoy some benefits. Especially if you're a public figure and one slip of the tongue from you could lead to criminal charges being brought up.

Anonymous·8mo

I’ve been to Mercedes-Benz Stadium to watch a soccer match. It was insane. The players worked incredibly hard and kept running for the full 90 minutes. It felt totally different from watching on TV.

Anonymous·8mo

Watch UFC. 
I don't watch soccer anymore. It is for kids.